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cool lol

"cool lol" tHEYRE ACTUALLY TESTING TO FIND OUT IF WE’RE LIVING INSIDE A COMPUTER SIMULATION AND YOUR RESPONSE TO THAT IS

"COOL LOL"

They’ve done the tests, and have evidence that our universe may actually be a simulation: http://www.nature.com/news/simulations-back-up-theory-that-universe-is-a-hologram-1.14328

It’s less that we may be living within a computer simulation, but more like the foundations of our universe ( the laws of physics) are written on a lower dimensional plane, and the observable universe that we see is a projection (simulation) up onto a higher dimension.

Here’s some background: http://www.technologyreview.com/view/429561/the-measurement-that-would-reveal-the-universe-as-a-computer-simulation/#comments

wait
are you telling me that
we’re in someones fucking sims game

if this is true then these graphics are really good and also where is the slider bar so I can make myself less fat

The Sims was made for a reason. It is more meta than we realised.

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I did a thing

fauxpup:

Hey, so I made a GoFundMe thing to help me out. If you wanna check it out it can be found here: http://www.gofundme.com/fzpun4 and if you care to lend me support it would be greatly appreciate and I will owe you many hugs.

EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS!

A good buddy of mine is trying to save money for recording equipment to launch a YouTube career based around video game play throughs and fun commentary. Take it from me, this guy is hilarious and it would be awesome to see this happen for him.

I’d love it if any of you could give him a hand, or at least signal boost this to get the word out!

$2,000 GOAL. LET’S SHOVE HIS GOOFY ASS TO THE FINISH LINE.

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back the fuck up

There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up.

So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him.

The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off.

Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes.

did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out

This just keeps getting better

I fucking love history.

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